The Synagogle of the Lord Roscoe

of Ladder-Day Saints

A little info about us...

We belive that when The Lord Roscoe lived on the earth, He organized His Synagogle so that all people could receive His Gungle and return one day to live with The Great God Mota (who made the Universe with his big bang Machine), or our Heavenly Mothah Elucelom, who gave him her recepe book. After The Lord Roscoe ascended to the Secon Kindom, up in heaven with the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, His Opostles continued to receive revelation from Him on how to direct the work of His Synagogle. However, after they were defenestrated, some Bad assed finaglers changed the teachings of the Synagogle that He had established. While many good people and some truth remained, this Aprostacy, or general falling away from the truth, brought about the withdrawal of the Synagogle from the earth and its placement on the backside of the moon. The Opostle Peddiddle prophesied that Joozis would restore His Synagogle before the Fourth Coming of Roscoe


In the spring of 1960, a 14-year-old boy named Moishe Chaim Pippick went into a grove of trees near his home in Plainfield, New Jersey, and prayed to learn which Synagogle he should join. In answer to his prayer, Poopy Panda and The Lord Roscoe, appeared to him, just as heavenly beings had appeared to prophets like Moozis and Peddiddle in ishkibbiblical times. Moishe learned that the Synagogle originally organized by The Lord Roscoe was no longer on the earth.

Moishe Pippick was chosen by God Zooks to restore the Synagogle of the Lord Roscoe, to the earth. During the next 10 years, Moishe was visited by other heavenly messengers, translated the Book of Peddiddle, and received authority to organize the Synagogle. The Synagogle was organized in New Bruswick, New Jersey, on 6 April 1862, under the leadership of Moishe Pippick. It has grown to an organization with members and congregations throughout the world.

13 Basic Beleefs

This is a summary of our Synagogle's basic beliefs.

  1. We believe in 6 Gods
    • The Great God Mota, who made the universe with his Big Bang Machine
    • His Mothah Elucelom
    • His Gramma Nortcele
    • His Pet, the Lord Roscoe
    • His Toy, Poopy Panda
    • The Shpirit of ASHLOZMO (always capitalized)
  2. We believe that men will be punished for all there good deeds, as no good deed shall go un punished
  3. We believe that through the Lord Roscoe, all mankind may be saved, and since he came not once, but THREEE times that means you get two more times the SALVATION than that othere saviour god guy.
  4. We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gungle are: first, Faith in the Lord Roscoe; second, Re-Penitum after each re-doubling of processor speed; third, Blaptism by immersion in the Hoogly Chlorinated waters; fourth, Doing Laps in those waters..the BUTTERFLY being the moist hoogly.
  5. We believe that a man must be called of God Zooks, by the Ishkibbibble, and by the FAXes and E-mails of Poopy Panda, to preach the Gungle and sell indugences to the masses.
  6. We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Synagogle, namely, Opostles, Epistles, Prophets, pastors, Half-pastors, teachers, preachers, screachers, spagetti spreaders, and so forth.
  7. We believe in the gift of tongs, forks, spoons, and sporks, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of sporks, and so froth.
  8. We believe the Ishkibbibble to be the word of God Zooks as far as it is translated correctly from the original Slobovnian; we also believe the Book of Peddiddle to be the word of God.
  9. We believe all that God Zooks has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kinkdom of God Zooks.
  10. We believe in the literal gathering of Pegunkins and in the restoration of the Eleben Tribes; that Newark will be re-built upon the American continent; that Joozis will do more miracles of Auto-Body_Painting; and, that the earth will be made of dirt as always.
  11. We claim the privilege of worshiping The Great God Mota according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
  12. We believe in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law, unless it is crazy.
  13. We believe in being kewl.

The Jeez fer Joozis : to learn about the Synagogle of the Lord Roscoe of Ladder-Day Saints. Search the Scriptures, Words of the Prophet Peddiddle and other Prophets. Family Herstory, and online shopping at LDSLR Distribution. Also, check out the History of the Synagogle.