The Synagogle of the Lord Roscoe
of Ladder-Day Saints
A little info about us...
We belive that when The Lord Roscoe lived on the earth, He organized His Synagogle so that all people could receive His Gungle and return one day to live with The Great God Mota (who made the Universe with his big bang Machine), or our Heavenly Mothah Elucelom, who gave him her recepe book. After The Lord Roscoe ascended to the Secon Kindom, up in heaven with the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, His Opostles continued to receive revelation from Him on how to direct the work of His Synagogle. However, after they were defenestrated, some Bad assed finaglers changed the teachings of the Synagogle that He had established. While many good people and some truth remained, this Aprostacy, or general falling away from the truth, brought about the withdrawal of the Synagogle from the earth and its placement on the backside of the moon. The Opostle Peddiddle prophesied that Joozis would restore His Synagogle before the Fourth Coming of Roscoe
In the spring of 1960, a 14-year-old boy named Moishe Chaim Pippick went into a grove of trees near his home in Plainfield, New Jersey, and prayed to learn which Synagogle he should join. In answer to his prayer, Poopy Panda and The Lord Roscoe, appeared to him, just as heavenly beings had appeared to prophets like Moozis and Peddiddle in ishkibbiblical times. Moishe learned that the Synagogle originally organized by The Lord Roscoe was no longer on the earth.
Moishe Pippick was chosen by God Zooks to restore the Synagogle of the Lord Roscoe, to the earth. During the next 10 years, Moishe was visited by other heavenly messengers, translated the Book of Peddiddle, and received authority to organize the Synagogle. The Synagogle was organized in New Bruswick, New Jersey, on 6 April 1862, under the leadership of Moishe Pippick. It has grown to an organization with members and congregations throughout the world.
13 Basic Beleefs
This is a summary of our Synagogle's basic beliefs.
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